2. You will complete your inside straight draw right when someone else completes a flush draw.
3. You will flop a set of aces, only to lose to a straight.
4. Your full house will lose to four of a kind.
5. You will get four of a kind, only to have your internet connection crash.
6. You will rush to the bathroom and back, only to find that you have timed out and folded your pocket kings.
7. The aggressive all-in player ahead of you will fold as soon as you get a good hand.
8. The first winning hand you get in a sit-n-go tournament will be when you are short-stacked.
9. Everyone will call your $100K bluff, but fold to your $4K value bet.
10. You will get pocket kings as soon as someone else gets pocket aces.
11. You will buy in to a $1 million sit-n-go, only to realize you have to leave for work in 15 minutes.
12. The good looking person of the opposite gender at the table who is flirting with you will ask you for chips within 5 minutes.
13. The river will only give you the needed card after you've folded.
14. The new player at the table, who goes all-in first hand, wins with rubbish cards against premium ones.
14. The new player at the table, who goes all-in first hand, wins with rubbish cards against premium ones.
15. The error msgs multiply the closer you get to the end of a 2nd or 3rd round shoot out.
16) you will get a run of busted straights: 4,5,6,7,9. then you will get 4,5 hole cards and the flop will be 3,6,7. at last! but then the next two cards will be the 4 and 5 that you had and the player across the table will have the 8.
17) you have an A and a straight gets dealt. you raise heavily and the rest of the table follows so you think you're on to a decent pot. except 3 other players have an Ace too, the same 3 players who have been raising against you, so you win nothing.
18) a newbie joins the table and whatever cards you have, they have one better. if you have a pair of 7s, they have 8's. if you have high cards A,7 they have A,8.
17) you have an A and a straight gets dealt. you raise heavily and the rest of the table follows so you think you're on to a decent pot. except 3 other players have an Ace too, the same 3 players who have been raising against you, so you win nothing.
18) a newbie joins the table and whatever cards you have, they have one better. if you have a pair of 7s, they have 8's. if you have high cards A,7 they have A,8.
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